But at least I haven't licked my finger and cleaned her face

Things I have done in the last 5 months that I never imagined myself doing:

• Picked another person's nose
• Chosen to sleep in pajamas covered with someone else's vomit rather than stay up to do laundry
• Used my shirt to wipe someone else's face
• Routinely gone more than a day without a shower
• Left the house without fixing my hair
• Forgotten to brush my teeth
• Had to cut short errands because my clothes had become covered in someone else's poop
• Slept less than 4 hours at a time, except for a handful of nights
• Spent almost every moment with someone without getting the slightest bit sick of her!